Funny signs and T-shirts

You know you love these "toilets"

"The flushing system may be overloaded and insufficient during the peak period."

I sure don't want to be around during the peak period!

"Wash hand basins are for hand washing only."

What else do you think other people wash in the wash hand basins? Hmm... now that is worth finding out about.
I THINK they are trying to write Mickey and Minnie but somehow it ended up like Neikcy & Imneim????????????? These people are Hweird.
If you can de-code this or tell me what language this is, I'll give you $5
If you can't read this, learn Chinese!!!!

Haha, just kidding. OK...it says Benefits : Easy to have nosebleeds
The last time I checked, nosebleeds were a bad thing? *scratches head*